Mountain Dew Pitch Black II is a Soda created by the folks at Pepsi who thought that we just couldn't get enough of Pitch Black the first time around. I guess the Pitch Black series is only released in limited quantities for short periods of time. I'd recommend they make it no quantities of it for no periods of time.

How does it taste? Rotten. Literally. It tastes like someone left a bunch of grapes out to rot, waited for the rotting to reach its 'full potential', and then canned it. I'd prefer a shot of battery acid than this stuff.

Let's get real here for a second, people. Any soda that is the self-titled sequel to another drink is doomed to failure. Can anyone say 'New Coke'? Movie sequels are bad enough. But soda? Why did we have to do go there?